I. Free Labubus for all Males in the USA

For far too long, administrations have come to power using tax dollars to finance projects that have done little to help our people. The Chu Administration will take a new road. We shall allocate our full tax dollars of five trillion every year to providing every eligible member with Free Labubus. We will provide funding to produce 178 billion units of Labubus to guarantee every man in our nation of 171 million access to 1,044 Labubus (each) for FREE.

II. Increased Matcha Imports

Along with free Labubus, ALL citizens of the United States will receive free matcha, anytime and anywhere. We have plans to import all matcha from Japan, so no other country can surpass the number of performative people we have in our country. With your help, we can achieve our MAPA plans!

III. FREE Dubai Chocolate for ALL

Our proposed plan is not only extraordinary in terms of its scope but also symbolizes our concern for the upliftment of the community at large by providing free Dubai Chocolate whenever they want. Our motive behind this move is to make the life of our citizens even more enjoyable by feeling the essence of our love and appreciation for them. We, by providing them with this amazing treat, are able to create a feeling of unity, which has never been felt before by our community.